I’m going to start this by saying, BUY THIS! Yeah, it’s expensive, but you’re worth it! Most women want a Louis Vuitton purse, I wanted a Toto Toilet, and trust me, its a great investment. Infact, when I move, I’m going to take this toilet with me to my next house. Not only is this a great looking toilet, but it gets you cleaner than you’ve ever felt before. I’m a clean freak. OK, TMI here, but whenever I “go,” I take a shower. Sometimes that means at 3 in the morning. And if my stomach isn’t feeling well and I have to, you know, “go” a lot... I’m taking 8 to 10 showers a day. This is the solution. I was a little worried, wondering how the heck a squirt of water can get you clean back there. Trust me, it does. So here is everything you need to know about the Neorest 700H but were afraid to ask. First, know that you will most likely need to hire an electrician AND a plumber. The electrician will need to put in a dedicated outlet. Because it uses so much power, you can’t run the wire off another outlet, you need to have it run from the breaker box. In my case, the electrician ran the wire from my basement breaker box, along the ceiling to the opposite wall, then outside, up the side of my house, and into the second floor master bathroom. Yeah, it was a pain and expensive— but worth it in the end. (Get it? “In the end”...I know, that was bad!) Installation took all day and cost $1700. Back to the toilet— It looks great and has the “cool” factor. One thing to note.. the toilet seat height is a little higher than most standard toilets. If you’re short like me, you wish it wasn’t so high because when you sit, you’re kind of on your tip toes. But I’m getting used to it, and the rest of the features more than makes up for that one little thing. So let’s go over all the bells and whistles.. It has an electric eye and opens the lid when you’re nearby. Some water runs in the bowl to keep anything from sticking. Then you sit on a preheated seat. AHHHH! Wonderful on cold snowy nights. You have to sit back on the seat, or the remote control won’t sense you and won’t work. Then you do your thing. Next, you choose a front for women or back wash for.. well you know. You can select the temperature of the water, if you want it to pulsate, ossilate, and a hard or soft stream. Before and after, the wand washes itself off.. so you can be assured its squirting clean water on you. Then you push the dryer button on the remote. My dryer has a “new car” smell. I’m hoping that will go away with use. I also do use toilet paper sometimes because it takes a while to dry you off, and sometimes I just don’t feel like sitting there with wind blowing up my nether regions. Finally, you can choose a light flush or a stronger flush, or just get up and let your toilet flush itself automatically. After flushing, it closes the seat by itself. I don’t know about you, but sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and have to “go.” No problem, It has a night light that goes on when you approach it. Its strong enough to see the remote control, but soft enough so it won’t keep you from going back to sleep. I love my toilet. Who would ever think I would say such a thing?!!!